Return of the Living Elves - Brian Peter Asman

n nWhen Christmas supply warehouse manager Jimmy tries to help new employee Tommy find a last-minute gift for his girlfriend, they accidentally unleash a long-forgotten and very seasonal genetic experiment with a taste for human flesh. As elf-zombie hybrids take over the small town of Pine Canyon, California, Jimmy fights to survive alongside a Christpunk named Landfill, and a mysterious, PTSD-stricken soldier. Hold onto your stockings because the elves are back, baby!n n nn nThis Yuletide-themed homage to one of the greatest zombie films ever made is a rollicking good time.

Brian Asman delivers laughs and gory thrills galore in a book sure to put you in the holiday spirit-if you don't get disemboweled first. Eat the fruitcake and take the ride. -Bryan Smith, author of 68 Killn n nn nWith 'Return of the Living Elves, ' Brian Asman shows he's the funniest, goriest, scariest comedy-horror creator this side of James Gunn.

If you loved 'Man, F*ck This House' (and you should love 'Man, F*ck This House'), you're going to absolutely flip for this one.

• Nick Kolakowski, author of Absolute Unit and Love & Bulletsn